Wednesday, December 12, 2007

Love and its Inherent Goofiness

Blame the Hormones Innocuous Gestures When Words Become Superfluous Le Baiser du Rebord

The more you try to get your head in the books, the less likely you are to do so. This is a global phnomenon. But it is not funny. People feel wrecked when they realise that their ability to concentrate equals that of a hamster. Conformity acts an analgesic, they revel in being a part of the masses. Some try killing themselves. Worse, some start listening to pop music.

An equally global phenomenon is love. And it is inherently funny. Inherent interspecial funniness.
While trying to control the former global phenomenon, I caught the glimpse of a pair of pigeons outside, doing silly stuff. They were perched atop a narrow ledge, but it seemed a skating rink, from what I got from their antics. There was no stopping to their goofiness. I, in the meanwhile, picked up my camera, and deftly made a move outside. I could've even afforded to be a little loud, for they were freaked out with their own selves.
Seeing their bodies bend and twist and contort and flip was an amusing sight.

And then one of them perched atop the other one. They were in the process of mating. The whole show was a display of affection, a sign of possession. Lovers. Idiots.

Tuesday, October 30, 2007

Ambani pwns Gates/Helu/Buffett

I couldnt resist blogging about this...
Mukesh Ambani now the richest man in the world. The Indian stock market still leaping higher day after day. Just today were me and a friend discussing the crazy run of our currency. It just doesnt seem to stop. I am minimally inclined towards all of this, by the way, so its new for me to feel upbeat on such a thing.

Business Standard tells it all.

"Come on India, kar lo duniya mutthi mein", lawl. blackrat, where are you?!

Wednesday, September 19, 2007

Let the Wild be

Me and Deepak were witness to this unfortunate incident at Pang, on our bicycle trip from Manali-Leh this July.
The settlement at Pang. Foreigners are required to produce their passports and truck drivers their permits at the Police Check Post.
Our camping site at Pang. Our small blue tent lies left of the cluster, with the bicycles lying to its side.
After setting out from Sarchu early in the morning of 6th, we reached Pang by afternoon. Pang (4630m) is a small settlement in Kashmir, consisting entirely of huge white tents, which serve the dual purpose of food and accommodation - mainly to the travelers en-route to Leh. The Army transit camp at Pang is the highest in the world. There is nothing much at Pang besides this. After a light lunch, we pitched our tent. Deepak and me took turns to explore the area. We had a dinner of Maggi and boiled eggs, and took to bed before the chill got to us.

We woke up early the next day (07/07/2007), for we had lots of cycling ahead. There would be ZERO habitation for the next 95km, hence that was the minimum distance we had to cover in a single day to ensure that we don't freeze to death midway. While having our morning tea inside the Lhari Karpo Restaurant (one of the 20-odd restaurants at Pang), the lady operating the tent called us out. We rushed outside to find a small crowd, their gazes fixed to the hill overlooking the valley (left to where we had pitched our tents for the previous day). We craned our necks in the same direction, and were the sight of deer/goat - a couple - grazing up that hill got us enthused as well. I can only guess that it was a Bharal, only that it seemed taller. It's fur alternated between brown, black and white. Neither of them had any imposing set of horns, so maybe they were both females, or fawns. They moved slowly, keeping themselves close to the peak. It was obvious that they wished to avoid getting close to the road below. Oblivious to us audience at some distance, they continued grazing and soaking up the morning sun.

This picture dissects the scene of crime
And then a loud shot rang out to shatter the moment. Some dust kicked up near one of the Bharal. A gunshot fired, the hunter missing by a close margin. We could only look around in disbelief. "Please don't put a cruel end to this", was what was going on inside our heads. Recovering from the shock, the Bharal started to pick up some pace on the dry, loose earth. And then a second shot. It hit one of the Bharal. It fell awkwardly, and crashed down the steep hill face. It went out of our sight in little time - a small hillock shielding the last moments of its fall from our eyes. The other one dashed across recklessly, one hill to the other. It stopped for a brief moment to look back for its partner, then bounded off to the other side of the hill - far away from us humans. A small temple stood atop that hill. Even God was a witness to this tragedy of sorts.


The fall of the hunted. One can make out the patches of blood that mark the fall.

This was the closest I could get. The colouring and patterns on its coat matches to the description of a Bharal.
A shiver ran through me. The incident was hard to comprehend. There were many gasps among the little crowd at Pang. All of us were equally shocked. Finishing my tea, I headed for our tent to bring out the camera. There was a need to document this incident, for it would be a sin if it was never brought to light. Deepak and me paced up the small hillock adjoining our settlement. It would provide a vantage point, owing to its flat top. Deepak had suspicion that the policemen at Pang had a hand in this, and that the shot had been fired from the very same hillock that we were climbing on. I was adamant that the shot had come from the river valley located on the opposite side of the hillock.

Standing on the edge of the hillock, I could see the blood trail left behind as the poor creature had crashed down. I could now make out where its body had ended up - about 20m above the road, barely a metre away from a straight drop to the road below. Looking around, I saw a man walking out from the valley on the opposite side. He didn't seem of much interest. I kept clicking around with my camera.
The valley on the opposite side. Can you make out a small dark figure walking along the narrow, white path?

A closer look reveals a lot more.
After finishing with taking photographs, I walked back towards our tent, Deepak joining me midway. In the meantime, he had a little chat with the policemen. Turns out that they openly admitted to killing the poor creature. I was in no mood to let this fall cold. But Deepak pointed out that the person whom he had spoken with - seemingly the headman - was no longer around. It would've been pointless arguing with the others. Dejected, we came back to our tent. We had a long day ahead, and we soon got busy with that.

Reaching back Delhi, I transferred the images to my PC and had a look at them on a screen much larger than the measely 2.5" that my camera has. The images of the incident brought back the tragic memories. In one of the images, one could clearly see the body of the dead Bharal - drenched in blood, its eyes gazing straight into the camera, the mouth half open as if begging for mercy. But there was something even more surprising in that set of images - evidence. On the computer screen, one could clearly make out something under the arms of the man who was walking out all alone from the valley on the opposite side. A closer inspection tells that it is something wrapped in cloth. Look closer, and you can make out the muzzle of a rifle sticking out of the wrap. The clothes of the man are same as that of the police force. Its easy for you to piece together all the facts now. The ones who were meant to protect doing the opposite.

I might not be able to finish this off with something inspiring or philosophical, but all that I can wish for is that this incident - and anything of the sort - does not go unnoticed. The wild should rightfully thrive. I'm sure these animals feature among the protected species, and that there are strict laws against their killing - something that the policemen at Pang would have been well aware of, and maybe even instructed to keep a check on such things.
I was lazy, which is why this is surfacing a bit late.

Further Links
The Manali-Leh Trip
http://saos.org/egotrips/trips.php?trip=6

My Photo Gallery
http://saos.org/egotrips/trips.php?trip=6&gallery=1

Mention of this over at the Photo Gallery
http://saos.org/egotrips/trips.php?trip=6&gallery=1&img=58

Wild goat and sheep found in the Himalayan region
http://www.wildlifeofpakistan.com/ungulates_gs.html

Manali-Leh Trip Gallery now Public

After long delays, the photo gallery chronicling my cycling adventure from Manali-Leh has finally been launched.
Manali-Leh: The Long Way Round
"Leh on a Bicycle"

Go waste yourself.

Thursday, August 30, 2007

Things to come

I was contemplating better things ahead when I fell asleep and woke to the dream of me in a bear suit chasing a girl (accompanied by her boyfriend) in a dimly-lit NY park. God knows what that hints towards.

Did make some changes at my other blog - cms upgrade, reinstalling the skin files, some no-very-visible css changes - and hope to resurrect it. There were some visible and some back-end changes to the little set of scripts I had written back in March as a tool for publishing all my future trips. Its live and working, take a look. The gallery for the Leh trip is up; just needs approval from my side to be made public - which will be within the next 12 hours. Sample some of our earlier galleries in the meantime if you've got some time.

And while the immediate world around me is in the clutches of GRE, I've got no such ambitious plans for the future. I'll be leaving for Lucknow today. I intend to visit Kukrail, the famous Crocodile and Gharial (Fresh Water Crocodile) farm, but it would surely be bunked for the lack of any company. I plan to catch up on AS 3 in the time I'm there. The Leh trip does not die this fast.

Saturday, August 25, 2007

I think they're shutting it down

They must be closing down the internet - one website at a time. That explains my increasing 404s to some of the websites. Seems that they took Elton John's request quite seriously.
Great Success!

I hope they wait a while. I was in the process of finishing my image gallery for the Leh trip. Everything's uploaded. I am working on the photograph descriptions now; they play a large part in bringing a coherency to the photo album. It'll be up soon. Until then, you can glance over at the existing saos.org {ego}trips. I phased in the new cms without any fuss. I hope I get some reviews. Yes, that means you contacting back if you like it or not.

Wednesday, August 15, 2007

JAI HIND!

Happy Independence Day to all the Indians out there.
India turns 60 as a free country.
A free country
I am 20+ and yet to score. Please puncture my wind pipe.

And here's something for you
You were born a free man/woman and have remained so throughout your life. What have you done this far?
Does the freedom give you any greater cause?
Or was the suppression the cause for display of strong character?

Better be under exploitation? That did give us better leaders and literature.

Monday, July 16, 2007

Back from the distant lands




I have just been back from Leh. An exciting 15-day long trip. Accompanying me was Deepak, my college friend (and an yr senior). If you'd hand me a long list of must-visit places in and around Leh, and ask me to put a tick against those that we managed to visit, the list would turn up almost blank. This has been the subject of irritation for some of my friends. What the hell were we upto, after all? 15 days for nothing? Where was the fun?

Actually, by the time we reached Leh, our trip was officially over. Over, for it was a trip from Manali-Leh. On bikes.
Bikes = Mountain Bikes ~ Cycles

The last line managed to evoke some very amusing reactions. Not many people do this kinda stuff, least of all the Indians - no offence, but they prefer to fly to Leh; or at the most extreme ride on motorcycles. I'll commend the foreign crowd for such efforts, but even they have expeditions in groups of 4 or above, with the support crew right behind in huge SUVs and all their equipment neatly tucked into those monsters. In comparison, there were just the two of us carrying everything that we required for the next couple of weeks - clothing, sleeping bags, tent, food, cooking equipment, cutlery, spare parts, electronic gadgets - on our backs and bicycles. That puts us in one small family, for very few others share similar experiences. Couple that with the _extreme_ (I'll assert) shortage of cash that we faced, and our circle becomes even more isolated.

Our experiences are almost overwhelming. We dissected through the highest and the least inhabited regions of the planet. We pitched our tent in the middle of nowhere on many nights, and nervously went off to sleep under the most clear of skies we had ever seen in our lives. We spent time with people from different walks of life and with different tribes. We were also witness to a cruel incident involving the majestic wildlife.

I am in Delhi now, having good food and good meal, assured of a comfortable sleep. But I still recall the evening I was all alone on the second highest motorable pass of the world, all exhausted with any remaining will to move ahead gone with the last drop of water in my bottle. Something kept me inching forward, until I made it all the way. The thoughts of glory that lay ahead, perhaps. Survivial insticts - that seems more logical (and less poetic).

Me and Deepak have plans to compile our experiences under a single domain and put that online in the form of a Travelogue, or better - an ebook of some sorts. I will start work on it as soon as all our pictures are compiled and arranged. I did start with a diary at Manali but as the days went by, it became more and more difficult to maintain it, so that is would be kinda backlog that I'll have to finish up. Nevertheless, I'm not letting this one go down my priority list too soon.

Tuesday, June 19, 2007

Resolution and Screen Size

I'll be posting solutions to the minor irritations when running windows xp that can make or break your day.
I have a IBM T-43 Laptop (now the IBM's PC division has been taken over by Lenovo), powered by ATi X300. And I found that when I resized/decrease my resolution, the screen size would decrease proportionally. It was very irritating for I could not test the web apps I made at multiple resolutions without squinting at the screen. A bigger problem was that computer games run at lower resolutions, and that meant I had to play on a smaller screen. I like playing arcade games through dos-based emulators (go mame!). And as you know, DOS supports a maximum resolution of 640x480. This meant I had to play on a screen area of 8" on my 15" laptop. Madness!

You can easily correct that by changing your display settings. This might depend on your graphics card and the available software provided by the card vendor. For my ATi, go to the Display Properties(Right Click>Properties; or Control Panel>Display), switch to the Settings tab, and click on "Advanced". Then click on the "Displays" tab, which lists the available displays that you can send the video output to. Click on my LCD panel which pops up its properties. Check "Scale Image to Panel Size". Done.
And all this time I had been blaming "ATi Tray Tools" for this experience. Too lazy, I guess. Or dumb.

Those pesky security center warnings

hi.
whenever i start windows i get an irritating message from windows security that my firewall is disabled....i have disabled it obviously so i can run p2p and bitcomet!! is there any way to get rid of this message?

My friend wanted to get rid of the warning balloon, to better describe it technically . And after a couple of keyword searches on google, I came across the correct search term. Here is the solution to this minor irritation.

the security center is an irritating thing.
just did a small search and found this
http://www.sanx.org/tipShow.asp?index=174

okay, and here is a much simpler option
http://www.aeonity.com/frost/howto-disable-windows-security-center-balloon-warning
Control Panel > Security Center > (look to the left pane) Change the
way Security Center alerts me > Disable any options you want to

Pretty effortless, huh!

Thursday, May 31, 2007

Whatever I do, I can't be without you

Here I am, back again. The blog, meanwhile, hasn't grown any fungi or mould. Thanks to the good folks at blogger.
Keeping a personal blog is very different from collaborative blogging. I had a go at the latter through The Cult o' SAOS, but that did not pick up much pace. Firstly, I was the only one putting up content - and quite slow at that too. Random content publishing, as it turned out, was more exacting to keeping a dedicated journal, for it lacks any inherent structure or pattern. Mixing up admiration, polemic and sacrilege made it look wasteful - we weren't exactly aiming for something like boingboing, y'know. Moreover, personal opinion doesn't seem to fit well with the "cool" factor that any collaborative space generates - until the "cool" factor is about those very personal opinions.

I come back here for the reason of personal expression. No restrictions on content, no forethought on whether it matches the mood or not, no guilt attached. The other blog shall go on, but I'll keep some brain cycles for this as well.

Hello, again.